It's the third time we've done this, and it gets weirder every year. The gathering of so many water bloggers in an ancient watering hole created a metafactual vortex that left me adrift in uncertainty and doubt. But it was a fun uncertainty and doubt! Still, what the heck?
-Will has told Christina that he’s already at the bar. But he’s nowhere to be seen.
-TQ is seen at the bar, but any time someone walks up to him and says “Hi TQ!” he is mystified.
-Carolina can not get her ships under way.
-I am confronted by a shark.
-Adam has a secret I have sworn a blood oath not to share.
-Christina (eyeing the menu) wants to know if the Nile Perch is fresh.
-An unspecified crime against TQ’s burger requires compensatory avocado.There we are, photographed by a woman I've never seen before. Who was she?