In the 1990's the Peconic Puffin was a three page weekly newsletter, published May-October, which recounted the windsurfing exploits of a crew of windsurfers and their friends ("the Puffins"). One feature in the newsletter was "Puffin Poetry," essentially the quote of the week. I just saw this in the Yahoo Long Island Windsurfing Group bulletin board, and the Puffin Poetry bell rang at Peconic Puffin World Headquarters:
"Over the winter I bought two 3.3's (both great deals so I had to...)"
-Chris (who has neither masts nor booms to rig the 3.3's)
This man risks serious injury at a swap meet.