I don't care that it's the World Cup. DVR it. You'd rather watch sports than play sports? We can be acquaintances. When you speak of windsurfing, be sure to note that for you it's a hobby. We addicts need to know who our fellow shredheads are.
I am making a list. You know who you are. It's not too late to choose to participate rather than spectate.
(Forecast for Sunday: Sweet southerlies!)