What: Shall windsurf in 25+ mph winds.
When: Sunday. See the headline.
Where: Well now that's always the question. A list of the current options includes Meschutt, Cupsogue, Sebonac Inlet, Iron Pier, West Meadow, and Tiana.
Why: Because we need to. In the words of Scott (Chimply Lord Scotworth, the Earl of Kielt): "I NEEEEEED it. GEEEVE IT TO MEEEEEE."
So keep an eye on the forecast.