It began when my father-in-law briefly thought that a body was hanging in our bathroom (a wetsuit.) Then at the site of these booties my mother-in-law believed I had passed out in the bathtub. But once The Horse's Mouth picked up the Scary Neoprene thread, things started to roll. His latest evidence is this wetsuit. I counter with an item from the same era, which my wife ordered me to take to the dump but which I've had secreted in the shed against such a moment. Behold!
If I'd been wearing this when Christie Brinkley drove by, I don't think she would have stopped to chat.
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I cringe in horror and cry uncle!
Man oh man, what were we thinking?
Posted by: Joe Rouse | April 18, 2007 at 02:07 AM
Trying to imagine the shape of the person who fits into that! If you are in any distress on the water at least theres a chance you will be spotted from the air!
Posted by: Bunty | April 20, 2007 at 02:28 AM
You wear that, you stick out like dogs' balls...
Posted by: Pc45 | July 20, 2008 at 10:01 AM
Impressive indeed. A worthy contender in the ugly gear contest!
Posted by: bonnie | January 06, 2009 at 05:48 PM