"Reasons? We don't need no stinking reasons!" That was Artie's thought as we rigged up for fun at East Landing. T'was George, Joe Nat, moi and the Art of Windsurfing on five meter sails. There were lulls, the tide was higher than optimal but it was full on buddy time with friends on the water!
More wind on the way for the weekend...
Jan van der Wolf…the Wolf…commodore of the Eastern Long Island Wind Chimp Association and a proud Peconic Puffin…has decamped for Florida digs.
“It’s too cold here in the winter” he told me.
I agreed. It used to not be.
“It’s the end of an era,” Scott says.
More than that, says we. Ten years ago for Jan’s 70th birthday I wrote “The Wolf is the goal. The Wolf is a beacon. Every time Jan vanderWolf catches a wave or launches off a ramp, we're hopeful for ourselves, that we can be out there decades from now. Also we're having a good time, because let's face it: The Wolf is fun to sail and paddle with. "The Stoke of the Wolf" Jeff calls it.”
Have seen it all with the Wolf. Supping a "party wave". Snow sailing at South Jamesport. Sebonac Inlet going off. A mid ocean collision. "You'll have that" Jan says.
Now at the age of 80 the Wolf is exercising some judgment. Good for him, sad for us. We all love the man. But now we don’t get to sail or paddle with him. He sold his beloved landscaping business. And the vanderDome is closed. Our loss.
If he comes to visit everyone will lend him gear, of that I’m sure. I hope he does.
Elvis has left the building.
(Air Wolf photo courtesy Jeff Schultz.)
It had been nine and a half months since I windsurfed. Why? Lack of conditions, conflicting family schedule, bad luck. I’d stood at South Jamesport with Pav a couple of times watching the wind fail to come up.
I HAVE spent a few weekends in the introductory-to-wingfoiling waters. And intend to pursue it. But I hadn’t planed (except for a few three second runs on the foil) in ages.
Finally it came, last Friday. At Hart’s Cove with Chimply Lord Scotworth (the Earl of Kielt) we caught the summer classic: 4.7 winds, 80 degree air temps! Was I rusty? Had trouble getting into the back footstrap smoothly, and the jibes were rusty, but shred I did!
I’m back.
Scott calls it wingdinging, and I think that's great! I'm gathering equipment so I can get out there without borrowing. Meanwhile at Andy Brandt's ABK clinics gear is provided along with instruction...check it out at some new local dates:
August 3,September 2,3,16,24,October 5
Hosted by Hampton Watersports
Yeah its been quite cold. Scott and I have been holding out for 40 degrees plus (but not Arctic Artie!) Nevertheless plans can be made for warmer weather. For those who would wing, Andy Brandt and ABK comes to the area June 1, 2, 19, 20, and 23 for wingfoil clinics hosted by Hampton Watersports!
I used to be the guy pushing the limits of cold weather sailing...I remember a day Peconic Jeff and I set out to not leave until our sails were iced up during a Mecox session. But I haven't managed a winter session yet this season, and we're 1/3 through! Leave it to Artie to hit it last Sunday at Meschutt, where he reports his 5.4 was fine for about six minutes before it iced up. That's the way you do it!
(Photo by The Art of Windsurfing)
Windsurf with a Fitbit? I was curious...how much exercise am I actually getting on the water? But I was also fearful of destroying the thing...we all know that a "waterproof" device is often no match for a few falls off a windsurfer making 25 knots!
On Sunday I thought my drysuit might make it possible. And it did!
I put it on for an hour of sailing at Sebonac...4.2 bump and jump, no light sailing, but well covered by the drysuit sleeve. What would it say? What would it think I was doing? Would I wreck it?
There was nothing to worry about. I'll probably take it out again for the next session. "Sport"!
In the words of an OG Puffin named Dave in 1993, “don’t do that, do that!” More specifically, use a downhaul tool of some kind when attaching or releasing your downhaul, lest your hand be injured, as happened recently to The Art of Windsurfing. At the request of the editors, Artie is here to tell his cautionary tale. We urge all Puffins to learn from his error and heed his wisdom!
“When Mike asked me to write about my recent windsurfing hand injury episode and its impact on my sailing, my patients, and my work, I thought, “Why in the world would I wanna tell the windsurfing community about my stupidity?” But Mike very simply stated, “Easily half of the Puffin’s traffic comes from people searching answers,” and that actually made sense to me.
On Sunday September 24, most of the human population were probably hunkered down indoors with nasty, windy, rainy weather provided by a lingering tropical storm Ophelia. I on the other hand, with about 12 other wind-addicted souls, ventured out onto the Long Island Sound via Crab Meadow Beach in Northport for a killer wind and wave-filled 2+ hour session. Honestly, the rest is a fantastic blur of down-the-line jibes on chest to head-high waves, huge starboard jumps on the tack out, and enormous swell to jibe on way outside (remember this was day three of Ophelia and with that fetch on the Sound from the east, the swell was just enormous!).
And that was basically it: a somewhat eventful, but eventless day for me, outside of a buddy of mine, Bruce who tore his hamstring muscle jumping one of the aforementioned chest to head-high waves. Another story for another time. So, back to my truck I go and begin to de-rig my sail. The way I’ve de-rigged my sail for the past 25+ years or more. First, I wrap the outhaul line from the boom around my right hand while holding boom with my left hand, and pull with a LOT of force to release the outhaul line on the boom cleat. Then, I proceed to either hold the base of the mast extension with my left hand, or secure my foot against the mast extension, while wrapping the downhaul line around my right hand (again), and yank the (you know what) out of the line to free it from the mast extension cleat. And viola, easy-peasy. But this time, something was different, something went wrong. I felt a sharp pinch-like pain in my right hand, my working hand, thought nothing of it, strapped my board on the rack, tossed the rest of my gear in the pick-up bed, and drove the 50 minute drive home.
Less than two days later my hand swelled up like a catcher’s glove, and despite trying to “work through it” in my office, I found that was not happening and proceeded to have my receptionist call future patients to re-schedule them 1-2 weeks out. I’m an Endodontist, a root canal specialist, which requires intricate, detail fine finger movement…of my right hand; my working hand. This is a problem…a huge problem. I think it’s time I have an orthopedic surgeon take a look to find out just exactly what’s going on here. Turns out, I tore several carpal ligaments on the dorsal side of my hand and now have to immobilize my hand for the next 6 weeks in a hand splint, give or take a couple of weeks. Oh yeah, and by the way, no windsurfing or any physical activity requiring my right hand either; including work. Period. Not cool. Financially, emotionally, and windsurfingly speaking. Especially with the fall/winter season approaching.
So, was there a lesson learned? Absolutely. Could this have been avoided? Sure enough. Do the vast majority of us do this with the outhaul and downhaul line? I think we do. Will I approach rigging and de-rigging a little differently and use the proper rigging tool when I get my hand back? You betcha. Cause it just ain’t worth this stupid injury that’s for damn sure."
P.S. If you are on the beach far from your chosen tool you can use this trick to make your uni a downhaul tool.
(Photos: Top: Don't do that! Middle: Do that! Bottom: Alternative downhaul tool...$3 PVC tube with built in bend, sold at Home Depot. Do that too if you like! Photos by Artie.)
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